Pilot Post Sans Obligatory Introduction

I caught myself laughing out loud in class as I read over this:

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: "If I did not know about
God and sin, would I go to hell?" "No," said the priest, "not if you did not
know." "Then why," asked the Inuit earnestly, "did you tell me?" -Annie
Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

It is annoying how we can't ignore things once we know them, huh?